crash, bang, rustle, rustle....
biped, smudge, major...."Dang Dogs! Get out of da trash!"
smudge...."So who's going to get up and go whoop her?"
major...."I will, I will! Hey wait a minute, dumb and dumber are sound asleep?"
biped...."So who was doing the crashing?"
biped...."Well I wouldn't get too close to that bag cuz Nobody is going to wap you."
biped...."actually it did sound like an elephant was loose in the kitchen and we might not of discovered who nobody was if the wrapping paper hadn't started growling."