major...."It's really cold here in da Ozarks. The ice monster missed us but we got about an inch of snow. Poor ole brother Heesh got cold cuz the biped is real tight wad when it comes to using the heater. So I was a good sisfur and let Heesh use my new fox stole."
major...."Oh, and most important can you all purr for our Uncle who is in the hospital. He is having a hard time breathing and his heart is acting up. His lungs were damaged pretty bad by the nasty C thing."