smudge...."Momma always said that you shouldn't hang out wif da bad kids."
annie....."Just look at her. She's doing everything she can to be one."
smudge..."She's even taking lessons from Dumb and Dumber."
major...."How's this! I looks like a Cracker Dog..."
major...."Just wait. They won't be making fun of me when I win da big prize on Mango's Cracker Dog contest.
smudge...."God help us. If da biped manages to take a picture of her and the dogs we'll be known as the cracker family."