biped...."Hey Grandma, have you noticed how the Major's stripes are getting bolder?"
grandma..."Not really, but I did notice that she may have whiplash the way you hold her."
biped...."Nah, She likes to be held this way. You should see the look on her face when I toss her up in the air and catch her as she comes down."
smudge...."Wow Major, she done went and scaird the stripes right off ya."