Sunday, July 18, 2010

I hate cats!

joya...."Something is following me."

biped..."No Joya, that's just your tail."



wap wap wap..

joya..."I caught it."



joya...."Woah there buddy! This is my desk and no cats are allowed."

grrrrr grrrrr grrrr

*this is the point where either the biped or grandma jumps up running toward the sound of the grrrs. War is about to begin."


joya...."grrrrrr"

*joya gets as close as possible to her prey. Usually its poor Heesh, who doesn't have a single mean bone in his body. She gets closer and closer, her tail whipping back and forth faster and faster.




joya...."RRRRHHHHH! RRRHHHH"

***very high pitched scream which most closely sounds like a midnight catfight."




joya...."Oh no, I killed it. Now I'm in trouble again."

*** Joya walks slowly to her bedroom door and waits for the biped or grandma to let her back in."




Joya...."I'm sorry biped, I just don't like cats!"

biped..."Well thank goodness it was just a Heesh look-a-like this time."

biped...."We've changed Joya's free time to after dinner now. It seems to be the best time when Annie (who HATES joya) is on top of the fridge and smudge, ollie and heesh have collapsed in a pile on the sofa. Once or twice a week we have to stop Joya from harrassing someone. As soon as she sees either grandma or me she trots down the hall way to her room."

biped...."I really think that Dr. Phil should devote an episode on Joya. I can just imagine the drama at the end when he reveals to her that she's actually a cat and she slaps him across the stage in disgust."

12 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

It sounds like Joya is a very complicated kitty!

Ozark Mountain Cats said...

But Boy o' Boy can she give you a head bonk and slobbery kiss. I would love to know what happened to her before us. I think she was raised by wolves and never learned any cat social skills.

Eric and Flynn said...

Haha! Joya sounds like a real character.

Furkidsmom said...

MOL we want to see that episode of Dr Phil!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Daisy said...

Joya, you are a little card!

Marg said...

Joya, we think you are really pretty even though you hate cats. There are several kitties here that hate other cats. So we know just how you feel. You just can't be too careful. Hope you have a super week.

Katnip Lounge said...

Joya, I'm with you. The other Cats who live with me are INFERIOR Cats. And they make me angry. You rock on, girl!
~Felix

Angel and Kirby said...

Joya, we understand your feelings sometimes. WE don't always like each other !

TK and Squashies said...

You looks very serious at your work of keeping the cats in line. Is important work!

Luna T. Katt said...

MOL looks like fun anyway! purrs2U =^_^=

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Oh Boya Joya...you are a silly kittie!

The Island Cats said...

Zoey will join Joya on the Dr. Phil show....she hasn't made any furiends around here....