annie...."da biped's been really good at filling the bird feeders. She also scatters corn and sunflower seeds on the ground. She says its to make sure that even the squirrels have food. We know that the biped is fibbing. She puts the corn on the ground in hopes to keep the squirrels out of the bird feeders.
annie...."This is our new squirrel proof bird feeder. We always giggle when da biped comes in wif a new feeder. She always has a big smile on her face and you can bet sum time during putting it together she says to grandma!"
biped...."This looks like a good'un. No exposed wires or springs for them to chew or unhook."
annie...."and then Grandma smiles. If she's in a particularly feisty mood she may say."
grandma...."Sure hope you're right cuz the porch is looking a bit tacky wif all the broken bird feeders laying around."
annie...."If anyone might want to bet wif grandma if da squirrels break the new feeder, we might mention dat she only bets on sure things. We should mention that Pudgy the squirrel was chewing on the corner this morning and that there are at least eight derelict feeders on the front porch. Of course da biped's going to fix them any day now."
annie...."We like this little bird. He's really friendly and comes down and talks to da biped while she fills the feeders."
annie...."These are our doves. We counted over 20 of them today."