ollie...."Hey biped! What do squirrels like to eat?"
biped...."Oh, they like corn, sunflower seeds, peanuts and stolen bird seed."
ollie...."Do they eat metal?"
biped...."No Silly, they don't eat metal."
ollie...."If they don't eat metal, then why is the corner missing on the new bird feeder?"
.....sound of door slamming and giggling kitties...
"annie...."Why does she have the new bird feeder balanced on the pointy end of the rake?"
ollie....."Cuz she's trying to hang it on the squirrel proof bird feeder pole."
annie...."Poor thing is too short to reach the hanger thingie?
ollie...."Yikes, it looks kinda dangerous."
annie...."Thank God she got it hooked. Maybe next time she could get the squirrels to just carry it up there for her."