Temptation Friday

sheesh...."Good News bloggie friends! Da biped is running away to da big city today to buy us da BIG sacks of Temptations. Oh, she did mention sumthing about quilting stores and classes. We sure hope dat she goes to da pet store before da quilt stores so her green papers don't run out."

We're Thankful for Temptashuns

heesh...."Faster biped!"
smudge..."You know you don't have to throw them one at a time. Just dump them. We'll share."
tap tap..ollie..."Hey Sheesh is getting more than me."
(you can't see Ollie in the picture cuz he's sitting on the back of my chair. He wants his temptashuns balanced on my shoulder. If I forget him he taps me on da head."


biped...."You can't see but there is at least 10 temptashuns stuck in Heesh's floof. He swears he not a horder but I think he's fibbin."

Welcome Home to Laura and Euna!

heesh....."Welcome home Laura Ling and Euna Lee! It's a good ting dat Mr. Clinton brought you home cuz I was getting ready to put da bitey on dat mean ole North Korean."




biped..."Laura and Euna are reporters for Current Tv which is owned partially by Al Gore. They have been in a Korean prison since March and were sentenced to 12 years for tresspassing. Current Tv is a neat station where anyone can post videos or report on news. A lot that is reported is quite interesting but wouldn't make it to mainstream tv because it's not "trendy" enough."

Design Star week 3 or the Paw of Doom

heesh...."Ok ladies and gents, do we all agree that one contestant must be teflon coated so she can keep squeaking by? I swear if they don't boot her next week I will use the paw of doom on her."

Mancat Monday Ozark Style

heesh...."Uh, biped. Do you think dat deese cubes come in mancat size?"
biped...."I believe those are the mancat sized cubes. Actually they're about twice the size of our old one."



heesh...."Uh, biped. Do we have a shoe horn?"
biped...."I don't think they even make shoe horns anymore."


heesh...."Uh biped,?"



heesh..."its following me isn't it?"
biped..."yes, snicker"
heesh..."Uh biped, you're not going to show those pictures and then tell your friends how I got stuck in da cube and had to be pried out of it."
biped..."Oh no, I wouldn't tell them about that. Not even how your big ole floofy tail managed to snag the cube and drag it half way across the dining room before you freed yourself."
heesh...."That's kind of you. How about showing the picture of me on da back of the couch, just like .King Brian.
biped...."Here you are big guy!"

heesh....."Could you erase the "Big Guy" thingie and maybe say something like its a picture of smudge and I when he was a kitten?"
biped...."Sure big guy!"

Another Sunday Afternoon

biped...."Here is a picture of a sneak thisle that has grown in the center of my red bark dogwood plant. It thinks that it's smart being protected from me, mower and weed wacker but it really needn't have feared for its life. I LOVE thisle plants. Not only are they pretty, but they attract butterflies by the dozen and when they dry out you can cut them and they make a pretty cat proof flower arrangement."

biped...."Da cats and I hope you had a wonderful weekend. We went shopping (again) for fabric today. We found sum neat jewish fabric at our new little shop and we're heading over to the stinky sewing barn to make some nice jewish kitty a wall hanging."

Breaking News!

biped....."Remember the missing keys to the sewing barn? Well the squirrel brought them back today and hid them under a sack of onions on the kitchen counter."

biped...."Oh you're thinking that it was a nice thing that Mr. Squirrel did. Well you're wrong. He only brought them back because he's done having his love tryst in da cabin."

biped...."Why you ask?"

biped...."Because something or sumone has gone and DIED under my sewing cabin. Now when it's not fit for bean or beast he brings the keys back. Evil Squirrel probably hid a dead skunk under there just for oneryness sake."