joplin...."Its time? The people are all here? Did you save me a place at the table. Wait a minute! I don't smell anything. Oh no! I slept thru dinner and the turkey is all gone!"
Ollie...."Quit your squaking! It's still dark outside. We've got another 12 hours to starve."
smudge...."Kids! From all the yell'n you'd think it was Christmas."