crash..., buzzzz, buzzzzz
biped...."Dang it! It won't go away?"
biped...."Hello, Yes my computer is stuck. Is there a message? Well yes there is. Oh, what does it say? "How did you get here? No sir, I didn't mean you. That's the message on my stuck computer. How did I get there? Do you want the short answer or the long one. Oh you want the short one. Cats. What do you mean you don't understand. Maybe the long version would be better. Cat fight on the keyboard. Does that help? Why were the cats on the keyboard? Well it could have something to do with the turkey sandwich I was eating. Yes sir, I've heard that one shouldn't eat at the computer. Excuse me? You want me to do what? Oh hang up the phone, turn off the computer and call you back if the message shows up again."
tech support...."Hey Jake, I gotta take a break."
tech support #2....."Another ruff call?"
tech support....."Nah, just another crazy cat lady."