Monday, November 28, 2011

How did that Happen?

crash..., buzzzz, buzzzzz

biped...."Dang it! It won't go away?"

biped...."Hello, Yes my computer is stuck. Is there a message? Well yes there is. Oh, what does it say? "How did you get here? No sir, I didn't mean you. That's the message on my stuck computer. How did I get there? Do you want the short answer or the long one. Oh you want the short one. Cats. What do you mean you don't understand. Maybe the long version would be better. Cat fight on the keyboard. Does that help? Why were the cats on the keyboard? Well it could have something to do with the turkey sandwich I was eating. Yes sir, I've heard that one shouldn't eat at the computer. Excuse me? You want me to do what? Oh hang up the phone, turn off the computer and call you back if the message shows up again."


tech support...."Hey Jake, I gotta take a break."

tech support #2....."Another ruff call?"

tech support....."Nah, just another crazy cat lady."


Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

How annoying! Mom always says norty words when stuff like this happens ~ so we guess it makes it better. Praps yoo should try that? xx

Random Felines said...

So THAT is why mom gets so nuts when we try to snoopervise the laptop. :)

GreatGranny said...

I hope it's all good now.
Nuffin wrong if a kitty wants a turkey sandwich while typing. Mom eats at her puter too.
xoxo Kassey

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Hm. Maybe this is why my human keeps the desk so cluttered that we cats don't have room to be on it.

Katnip Lounge said...

If the biped kept a giant platter of turkey out at all times this would never happen.

Angel and Kirby said...

That is a funny error message. If I knew how i got here, I might know how to fix it!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Jan says she wouldn't get to eat if she couldn't eat at the computer. She says she'd never get her chair back from us. Can you believe the nerve!

One of us once did something and a message popped up asking if Jan was sure she wanted to delete everything. We hope your message is gone and everything is okay.

Lin said...

Uh oh. I guess a cat fight on the keyboard is NOT a good thing???? Who knew?!