biped...."Hey grandma! Look at what I've taught Major to do!"
biped....."I've taught major to crawl across the desk on her knees so she won't block the picture on the computer!"
major...."Yeah grandma... Oh,,, like Ooooh no another weekend of endless computer games. And if I hear, Oh boy, lets play Angry birds one more time I'm going to hack up a fur ball."
biped....."Hi friends. Isn't it neat that Major's learned to crawl on her belly? And have you played Angry birds yet? Its totally addictive."