biped...."Joppplin....We don't claw furniture."
ollie...." Hey smudge, did you hear the biped. We're not supposed to claw furniture."
smudge..."Quess we can let her dream for a while. She'll give up soon enough trying to raise the purrfect cat."
ollie...."Lol, check this out. The purrfect kitten is laying in one of the biped's quilting baskets."
smudge...."I hope baby Joplin has flood insurance cuz he's going to get drowned when she sees that."
smudge....."There she goes, she's getting the squirt bottle."
ollie......"Tee heee, he's going to get it now."
joplin.... "You're not going to shoot sweet little me wif dat gun are you? You know what your friends will say. "
smudge...."Shoot him! Your friends will think it's funny."
joplin...."You'll see how funny they think it was at Christmas time."