joplin...."Hi furriends! I hopes you had a good weekend. I want to show you my newest toy. I get lots of attention when I play with it."
joplin...."It has a nice flat top to sit on and when the biped's also playing with it, it tickles your belly. There's a little button on top and if you step on it, it makes a whrrrring noise."
joplin...."And the bestest part is those blue knobs on the front. If i bounce on top of the radio it wrecks the music and the biped has to get up to fix it. While she's up fixing the radio I bounce off those blue buttons. This makes the stiches all wonky. The biped is so blind that she can sew several pieces together before she realizes what I've done."
joplin...."Well I hope you'all have a real peaceful Sunday. The biped's going to try and BBQ some cheap steaks while I stay inside adjusting my new toy."