biped...."Baby Joplin and a can of dust remover. I think I'll contact the dust remover company and tell them they should re-market their product as a cat remover as it sure does. Unlike Major who would stand there defying the puffs of air, all I have to do is shake the can at Joplin and he's running away at full speed."
biped...."Joplin explodes from a quilting project and..."
biped...."almost skidded off the table."