Baby J...."Baby J here reporting on my first trip to something called a vet. I got put in da blue suit case, zipped up and took for a ride with grandma and the biped. We went into a smelly building and there were two huge dogs. One was really old and she told me to be very very scared.""
Baby J...."So I crawled back into da suit case and tried to look real pathetic. The big dogs disappeared but before they left da old one told me good luck and to hide if I got a chance."
Baby J...."Well there I was in my big blue suitcase and this nice lady came in to play with me. Then a HUGE man came in and tickled me. Wow that was scary. Wink wink."
Baby J...."I started giggling and da man told da biped that I was a boy."
Baby J...."While the man wasn't looking I started chewing on the rubber tubes that hung around his neck. Grandma told da biped dat we'd better hurry up and get outta there before they charged her for the doctors toy."
Baby J...."And the bestest part about going to the vet?! We went to Sonic drive-in and had corn dogs and milk shakes. "