Thursday, June 23, 2011

There's a Thief in da HOuse...

ollie...."Wait! Thief! Where's the pawlice when you need one?"

major...."Did you see how she snuck up wif dat big jar and stoled our mouse?"



ollie...."Do you think she's going to cook it in that big jug or is she going to make sushi out of it?"

major...."She's probably going to cook it so we can sit there smelling all those wonderful odors."



major...."Dat's right, rub it in great white hunter. You caught our mouse in your stupid jar."



ollie...."Why does she have it way out there in the yard? I can barely see her."

major...."She's probably going to get greens to cook with it. You know 101 ways to ruin a mouse dinner."



Ollie...."HEY! Dumb Biped! You let the jar fall over. It's going to get away."

biped...."Ok run along little guy and watch out for those big scary kitties."



ollie...."OMC! Did you see that? She set it free....."

major...."Wow she totally wasted our perfectly good mouse dinner."



ollie...."Our poor reputation."

11 comments:

Angel and Kirby said...

What a waist of a good mouse!

Kwee Cats said...

We know, humans - go figure. They sure do some strange things sometimes. :-)

Freya's Staff said...

Silly Human - she just needs more practice, so give her more mice!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

**Sigh** Humans! They will never learn.

Hannah and Lucy said...

That's just the sort of silly thing our mum would do too! She hasn't got round to getting us a "trophy" shelf yet.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Amanda said...

hi ollie & major! oh no! you will catch that darn mouse next time! Tobi chases spiders and bugs but he is too afraid to kill or touch anything that moves... :)

Furkidsmom said...

Our Mom does that with the lizards we get. Humans are so weird!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

OKcats said...

Our mom used to do the same thing when our bros would catch mice and bring them inside. But Miss Major, when you said you thought she went outside to get some greens to ruin the mouse meal, we about died laughing! You are a crazy girl!

Lin said...

Don't worry, kitties. I have a feeling he's gonna be back in the house before you know it.

I like that Mommeh has a soft heart and released the poor little thing. I do that sorta stuff too. :)

Fin said...

Mom is all squealy about that chubby little mouse...

Willow said...

Mom's are always taking away fun things from us cats.
There will be plenty of food and drinks at my Gotcha Day Party.
Mew
Willow