major...."Hey biped, your head is hidden by the apple tree. Oh biped, you left a stump right there. Hey, you better harvest the peppermint!"
smudge....."I knew sooner or later it would happen."
smudge....."She's done and got da brat hooked on her facebook farm."
major...."Go ahead, make fun of me. You're really going to be sad when you get left behind."
smudge...."Left behind? Are you taking space ship somewhere?"
major....."Don't be silly. Da biped and all her friends are going to take dere wagons and head for Oregon, and you can be preety sure dat we're going to pack all da Temptation and take dem wif us."