Major...."Please purrr for baby Joplin. Da biped heard a kitten last night up by the road but couldn't find it. Tonight she saw it cross the drive way so she tried to catch it. It was really scared and hissy so she got a carrier and put a can of food in it."
major....."Baby Joplin went in the carrier and the biped managed to shut the door. It looks to be about five weeks old and is in very rough condition. Its very feral and hissy but that could be because of stress."
major...."Da biped is calling it Baby Joplin cuz she said it musta blown in from Joplin, "No body would be so mean as to dump another kitty at our house. Right? They couldn't be dat mean could dey?"