ollie...."I sure wish I could remember the name of the teacher that put the biped and her messy desk out in the hall when she was in the third grade."
ollie...."I'd tell her that it didn't stop da biped from being messy."
ollie....."Oh Noes...I's slipp'ng."
smudge...."Don't grab da keyboard on your way off da desk."
ollie....."How come? Does it mess da computer up?"
smudge....."Nope, it comes flying off and wacks you in da head."