major...."This is getting down right scary here. We're supposed to get 8 inches of rain between now and Sunday."
major...."All da creeks are full. If da easter bunny doesn't drown, he's going to get blown away by a tornado. From the looks of this, the kitties in da Ozarks aren't going to have an Easter."
smudge...."Well with da weird weather we may have snow."
major....."And how is that going to help?"
smudge...."Cuz den da snowshoe wabbits can bring all da goodies for da kitties."