major....."Hey where did the light go?"
major...."Uh, big blue thing, you're going to sit on me!"
major...."Oh no! It's curtains for the cute little orange kitty. No first gotcha day party"
Arrrrrgh! chair madly twirls
grandma....."Oh majorkins! Smoochie, smooch, smooch! You shouldn't sleep in da biped's chair. You cudda become a pancake."
major...."I toldya I had da bestest Grandma."