major....."Hey biped! Are you already hitt'ng the bottle? You cutz off my ears wif dat shot."
major...."Dat's not much of an improvement. I only have one ear in that one. And what a lame St Paddy's day costume."
major...."You better charge the batteries cuz I'm not going to be seen in this poor excuse of a costume. Plus how am I supposed to be an Irish cat when you forgot to buy the corned beef and cabbage??!:
biped...."Guess I'll have to hit the dollar store tomorrow."
major...."That's going to be some corned beef if she gets it from da dollar store."
smudge...."Quit gripping or the cheapskate will dye the halloween pumpkin green and tell you that you're a cabbage."
biped...."Dang, I should of thought of that.