Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Hard Times in the Ozarks...

ollie...."You know things are pretty tight for alot of people, especially in the Ozarks."

major...."I know, I heard da biped grumbling about the price of cotton being outrageous."

ollie....."Do they make Temptations outta cotton? Should we be worried?"

major...."I don't know, but I heard the biped saying we were going to have to start cutting back so she could afford it."



ollie...."Well she could of saved some green papers and skipped dis magazine."



major....."Hey it says something here about Cheap fills in order to buy fabric. Cheap fills means beans and rice."

ollie...."For us kitties? We better check da cupboards."



ollie...."Black beans, hmmmm, kidney beans. There's a huge can of pinto beans in here."



major...."Do cats eat apple pie filling? I sooo don't see any Temptations in here."



major...."Quess we're going to start eating cotton scraps just like dumb and dumber do."

6 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Bleagggh! Kitties need meat! Maybe your human can go out and catch you some birds and mice.

Mr Puddy said...

Don't waste your time, Come over here ! I have lots of temptation !!!

Fisher and Staff said...

I am here, purring for you. So far, we are OK, but....

Random Felines said...

If you get desparate, let us know....mom says we sometimes have temptations to spare (we aren't so sure about that, but she said we need to learn to share)

OKcats said...

hahaha, we like Sparkle's suggestion! hahahha

Angel and Kirby said...

We have heard that the price of fabric is going up 70 cents a yard form the distributors!