ollie...."You know things are pretty tight for alot of people, especially in the Ozarks."
major...."I know, I heard da biped grumbling about the price of cotton being outrageous."
ollie....."Do they make Temptations outta cotton? Should we be worried?"
major...."I don't know, but I heard the biped saying we were going to have to start cutting back so she could afford it."
ollie...."Well she could of saved some green papers and skipped dis magazine."
major....."Hey it says something here about Cheap fills in order to buy fabric. Cheap fills means beans and rice."
ollie...."For us kitties? We better check da cupboards."
ollie...."Black beans, hmmmm, kidney beans. There's a huge can of pinto beans in here."
major...."Do cats eat apple pie filling? I sooo don't see any Temptations in here."
major...."Quess we're going to start eating cotton scraps just like dumb and dumber do."