major...."Here I am, nicely posing for the biped. Notice the Have a nice day on the sack. You'd think with my expert posing would garner me some Temptations."
major....."Take a look at my Temptations. All stacked up nice and neat."
info.... for non-quilting kitties. Each one of those baskets has a quilting project. Anything from fancy purses, gorgeous pillow cases with cute kitty paw prints, quilt tops for people who like to go camping, They're also known as our Temptations. and don't anycat dare suggest that we sneak up there and take a nap on that lucious fabric. There's a fable in these here parts dat there's a big ole spring steel trap hiding up there and it will snap our footsies off if we even think of napp'ng up there."
ollie...."I think it must be true cuz Grandma keeps saying, "Don't get close to those baskets or you'll be walking around on stumps."
major...."Oh Ollie, I think that's just Grandma joshing wif us."
ollie...."Well I'd suggest letting dumb and dumber to try taking a nap up there before we do."