biped....."Ooooh, what do you see mighty huntress?"
major....."Gotcha, evil spotted leopard snake!"
biped...."Thank goodness, now we're all safe."
smudge...."Gag, gag.... This nicey nicey, suck up queen is really getting on my nerves. Is the biped totally blind? For cats sake it's a piece of fabric!"
biped...."Ooooh, you're such a brave little major sav'n us all from certain annihilation. Kissy, Kiss, kiss."