major...."BIPED! It's the 20th and our secret paw present isn't finished!"
biped...."Don't worry munchkin! It's still the 19th somewhere in the world."
smudge....."Maybe you'd better finish the prezsent brudder. Sewing can't be that hard if the biped can do it."
major...."I think I got da sewing part figured out, but licking all those stamps may be a problem."