major....."Grandma, what is snow?"
grandma...."It's cold. It's wet. It looks pretty for about 5 minutes and then it becomes a big PAIN!
major....."So in other words Ollie is trying to do it to me again?!"
grandma...."That would be a big yes, especially since your Secret Paw box got here on Monday."
major...."I hope that all he got was a piece of coal."