smudge....."Hey guys! There's a new organization starting up. I heard about it on one of da biped's favorite blogs,Duck and Wheel wif String. It has sumpthing to do wif a Red Cat Society."
heesh...."Why would we care about a red cat society see'n as we're all black, grey or white."
smudge....."You're furgetting our loverly sisfur Joya."
smudge...."Furzilla! Course you'd forget about her. She hasn't ripped patches of your fur out like she did me."
heesh...."So how is this society going to help us, see'n as we're really more the hillbilly type of cat and not the red hat type.
smudge...."Well you see, I wrote dat nice lady over at the Duck place and sented dis cute photo of (ahem) sweet Joya Amabella."
smudge....."And wif any luck at all dey'll give her away as a prize or sumthing."
heesh....."I sure hope dat whoever wins her has good health insurance or at least a lot of bandaids.