heesh....."When the Cat Whapper was last mentioned, sister Sheesh was in the jaws of death. Her life hanging by a thread so to speak."
heesh...."In the last week, sister sheesh has escaped from the jaws of death and the biped has tried to devise some kind of liar with strings strung back and forth. We do have to admit it was a bit fun to watch the biped freak out when we faked laying down on her strings."
heesh...."Da biped says that her playing with strings is called warping and it has to be done before she can weave anything on her new loom. All we know is that every time we got compfy on da bed, the biped would be twirling dat monster thing around to get at the shiny silver things. Poor smudge has a big dent in his floof from where it hit him."
heesh...."Finally about 4 am the cussing stopped and the biped yelled YEEHAW and the monster started trashing back and forth. In no time at all she had about six inches of fabric woven."
heesh...."So folks, here's what four hours of missing sleep gets you. Da biped says its called a sampler and dat she needs to do more of it before she actually puts good threads on the Cat Whapper."