biped...."What in the world are you doing smudge?
smudge...."I'm practicing for the Fin olympics. They're going to have boxing."
biped...."Well you're not going to get many punches in when you're laying down. Actually you look more like a vampire than a pugilist."
smudge...."Oooh, I could bite all da girl kitties on da neck. That sounds a lot more fun."