heesh...."Da biped left us at 3 a.m. to go buy groceries. Today was the first time this week dat we could get da car up to the road. She thought she could wait till noon today and go to the big store but da already confused weather men got really confused as to when the next storm was going to hit. We kept prodd'n her till she gots up and left. No sense taking a chance of running out of diet coke and stinky goodness."
heesh...."So with our pantry full we're going to let da biped fall asleep before we go start scratching on grandma's door. Maybe if we look really cute she'll open a can of stinky goodness for us."