ollie...."biped this is getting rediculous. The piles of junk mail is so high I can just see the tops of my girl friends heads on da computer screen."
biped...."It's not that bad. Just find some taller girl friends. Plus thats not junk mail. It's my quilting magazines. Look here's a picture of you without any "junk" in it.
ollie...."Do you think dat our bloggie friends are dumb? Dey're going to know that you photo shopped all da clutter out of the picture, along wif my beautiful whiskers."
biped...."Wow, that's a neat idea. A computer program that can make all the clutter in our homes disapear. That's something our bloggie friends would love.