A Pile of Temptations....

major...."Here I am, nicely posing for the biped. Notice the Have a nice day on the sack. You'd think with my expert posing would garner me some Temptations."



major....."Take a look at my Temptations. All stacked up nice and neat."



info.... for non-quilting kitties. Each one of those baskets has a quilting project. Anything from fancy purses, gorgeous pillow cases with cute kitty paw prints, quilt tops for people who like to go camping, They're also known as our Temptations. and don't anycat dare suggest that we sneak up there and take a nap on that lucious fabric. There's a fable in these here parts dat there's a big ole spring steel trap hiding up there and it will snap our footsies off if we even think of napp'ng up there."

ollie...."I think it must be true cuz Grandma keeps saying, "Don't get close to those baskets or you'll be walking around on stumps."

major...."Oh Ollie, I think that's just Grandma joshing wif us."

ollie...."Well I'd suggest letting dumb and dumber to try taking a nap up there before we do."

Hard Times in the Ozarks...

ollie...."You know things are pretty tight for alot of people, especially in the Ozarks."

major...."I know, I heard da biped grumbling about the price of cotton being outrageous."

ollie....."Do they make Temptations outta cotton? Should we be worried?"

major...."I don't know, but I heard the biped saying we were going to have to start cutting back so she could afford it."



ollie...."Well she could of saved some green papers and skipped dis magazine."



major....."Hey it says something here about Cheap fills in order to buy fabric. Cheap fills means beans and rice."

ollie...."For us kitties? We better check da cupboards."



ollie...."Black beans, hmmmm, kidney beans. There's a huge can of pinto beans in here."



major...."Do cats eat apple pie filling? I sooo don't see any Temptations in here."



major...."Quess we're going to start eating cotton scraps just like dumb and dumber do."

Bestest Grandma, Part 2

annie...."Hey Grandma, I'm not getting any respect here?"

grandma...."I see you've been upstaged a little bit."


annie......"Is your bathroom empty grandma?" "Giggle, giggle"



grandma...."Uh, I don't know if the biped will be happy if she finds her dog in the bathroom."

annie...."giggle, giggle, from the look on her face I don't think the dog is very happy."

I have the Bestest Grandma....

annie...."I'm feeling awful tired Grandma."

grandma..."Why don't you take a nap sweetie."

annie...."Well cuz as soon as I close my eyes, the brat will ruin my nap."




grandma...."Would you like me to lock the monster in the bathroom?"

annie....."That would be nice Grandma."

Snorklurs Welcome....

Bad Kitty

biped...."Ahem, keep your paw out of my clam chowder!"



annie...."Sluuuurrp! Yes biped."

annie...."How uncool. I think I got a clam stuck between my toes."

Quess What!

grandma...."OMG!"

biped...."What's wrong M..?!"

biped...."Majooor.....

Major....."The dogs did it?"



biped...."I don't think so, unless they were sleep walking."



major...."Would you believe I was making you waffles? No?, I know, Chris Brown came to visit us."

biped..."Not really, but I quess I'm going to have to get those child proof locks to keep you out of the cabinets."