Monday, April 18, 2011

More Horrors!

major....."Look at this disgusting sight. Look at how happy Dumb and Dumber are. Look at them staring at grandma. Quess what Grandma is doing.!?!!"




major...."She's making Doggie Temptations."

smudge...."Now THATS horrendous."

Horrow Week!

major...."Biped! Oh Biped!"

major...."Is my time out over? I promise I'll be good to sister Hiss."



annie...."Oh Horrors! She believed her."

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Thankful Thursday....

ollie...."I sure wish I could remember the name of the teacher that put the biped and her messy desk out in the hall when she was in the third grade."

smudge....."How come?"

ollie...."I'd tell her that it didn't stop da biped from being messy."



ollie....."Oh Noes...I's slipp'ng."



smudge...."Don't grab da keyboard on your way off da desk."

ollie....."How come? Does it mess da computer up?"

smudge....."Nope, it comes flying off and wacks you in da head."

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Confirmed.....

major....."Hey where did the light go?"



major...."Uh, big blue thing, you're going to sit on me!"



major...."Oh no! It's curtains for the cute little orange kitty. No first gotcha day party"



Arrrrrgh! chair madly twirls

grandma....."Oh majorkins! Smoochie, smooch, smooch! You shouldn't sleep in da biped's chair. You cudda become a pancake."

major...."I toldya I had da bestest Grandma."

Monday, April 11, 2011

Monday Mews....

major....."Hey bruder! Are cats supposed to eat hot dogs?"



ollie...."Snif, snif...."



ollie....."I'm not sure that ANYONE is supposed to eat those things."