More Christmas in July

princess...."I'm beginning to tink dat all cats are not created equal! The Island Cats seem to be an exception to the rule as they are very nice and sharing. They sent me and my sister angel wonderful snacks and these balls. These are the best balls we've ever had because they have squeakers in them and sister Angel can't shred them."




ollie...."Hey Island kitties, dumb and dumber are sure living up to their names. Can you imagine that they thought those neat green balls, that just happened to be laced with the essence of nip were for them. Island kitties please feel free to educate those silly dogs!"



ollie...."Hey biped, lets change my name to Beckham!"
ps...ollie..."Bigify my picture to see what I tink of dumb and dumber."

Christmas in July in da Ozarks

Beep! Beep! Beep!
ollie...."Grandma! Open da door da MAILMAN is coming!"
mailman....."Giggle... Do the Ozark Mountain Cats live here?"
grandma....(blushing)"Yes."
mailman...."They seem to be popular, they get lots of boxes."
grandma ...."Yes, they're waiting on a Christmas box." rolls eyes and shrugs "Thanks!"
mailman..."Till next time."
ollie...."WAKE DA BIPED! OUR BOX from da ISLAND CATS IS HERE!"



heesh....."Ooooh, I smells catnip."
biped...."Ooooh, lots of goodies! Look a boogie rug!"
heesh...."Keep an eye on da boogie rug guys, she's going to hide it like she did the Morgan bed."
biped...."There's too many goodies for one day. I think we should make this last a while. Oh look there's tennis balls for da doggies and doggie cookies."

annie...."Quick grab something before she puts it in da bedroom!" "oooh dey sent us bubble wrap! They're really cool friends!"

granma....."They sure are you kids biped... They go for da box and the bubble wrap first."

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ps. Grandma just didn't understand dat da bubble wrap and da box was laced wif the bestest nip in da world. It took da kids about two hours to totally "kill" da bubble wrap. Tomorrow we'll show more pictures of da goodies in da box. There were lots and lots of thingies, unfortuneately da batteries went dead on da camera not me or da kids.

Weak Two of Design Star

annie..."This week on Design Star the designers had 27 hours to completely remodel a kitchen. There were 5 designers on each team and the floors and counters were done by professionals. They had to tear out the old kitchen and replace it with a new one in three days."

annie...."One of da judges, Mr. Yip (who has the same design skills as Dumb and Dumber) said dat it looked like a rainbow had thrown up in da kitchen of one of the teams and then he booted off another designer wannabe."




annie...."I personally like a little color in my kitchen and think dat dey should of kicked off Mr. Yip cuz what was he thinking when he gave those poor designers 27 hours to complete a kitchen. Heck it took da biped six months just to decide on da color of the tiles in ours."

The Assassin!

BUG!


heesh...."It can be very scary here in da Ozarks. Not only are there key stealing squirrels, there's also prehistoric animals that prowl around in da woods."



heesh...."This happens to be an Assassin Bug and believe it or not he's a good guy. He's trying to protect our red barked dogwood from the horrible Japanese beetles that have invaded us. Click biggify and check out his huge jaws. He sneaks up on da bad guys and grabs them in his jaws and then shoots them with venom. I sure hope dat he stays outside and doesn't shoot one of us."

What's next?

ollie...."Da biped's not having a good month. If it can go wrong, its going to go REALLY REALLY wrong. Today was just another straw on da poor over burdoned camel. oops, biped that is."

ollie...."Today she went out to get some pot pies and the door to the freezer is open. When she walked up to it she could smell spoiled meat. Everything but two packages of meat was ruined. She spent the afternoon putting stuff in garbage bags and carrying them to the car. We don't have garbage men out here in da country so we had to take it to town in special bags and put it in a big dumpster."

ollie...."Then she went to lock da sewing barn and couldn't find da keys. She remembered laying them sumwhere on da porch but they are GONE. Now brother Heesh has an opinion on what happened to da keys. He says dat he saw a squirrel on da porch and he figures dat Mr. Squirrel kidnapped da keys and is holding dem ramsome until da biped fills da squirrel (bird) feeders."

Kitty Corruption

biped...."Annie, are you on da table bugging Grandma?"

annie...."No biped, I'm not bugging Grandma."



biped...."Mom you're not giving annie your sandwich are you?"

grandma..."Of course not biped daughter."


biped....."You know there's a breathalyzer test for tuna breath don'tcha.?"



grandma to annie..."Good thing we bought that tin full of "kitty breath mints."

Design Disaster

heesh...."Did any of you cats watch Design Star on Sunday night?"

heesh...."We're beginning to think dat our biped isn't that bad after all. On dis weeks show da designers used duct tape to hang the curtains to the ceiling. Then they took king sized comforters and cut them in half so they'd fit on twin beds. By da end of da program it was just too painful to watch."