joplin...."This is bad, really bad. She's packing up all our nip and Temptations."
smudge...."I told you to quit biting on Ollie. It's all your fault she's mailing our presents away."
joplin...."This is just heart breaking. The bonito flakes are in here too."
joplin...."Only one thing to do. Goodbye Ozarks!"
smudge...."I sure hope she pays for priority mail."