biped...."Smudge! Quit jumping on the furniture."
smudge....."Ahh biped, I wannna excercise."
biped....."I know, but everytime you run up the back of the couch and to the top of the bookcase the Major has to copy you."
smudge....."Why don't you just tell her not to climb on the furniture?
biped....."I've tried. But she seems to have a mind of her own."