major payne...."Hey! What's up Doc?"
major payne...."Sitting nice and still like the biped told me. I sure hope I get the tuna fish lollipop."
major payne...."Hey! Nobody told me that they'd do that!"
biped...."Here ya go Major. Creamed tuna (wormer) for ya."
Doc....Would you like to know what sex the Major is?"
biped...."He's a boy!..."
Doc...."No....He's a she."
Grandma...."Well in that case maybe she should have a higher rank!"
ps...."A long, long time ago the biped had a friend who wanted to start a cat breeding business. She just loved persians and thats all she could talk about. The biped saved and saved and bought her friend a little smushed face apricot colored girl kitten for Christmas. After much discussion the kitten was named Peaches. About four months later, about 1 a.m. the biped's phone rings. It's her friend and the friend says."
"Peaches is the pits!"
biped..."Huh? What are you talking about?"
friend..."Peaches is the pits. She has a thingy! She's a he!"
And thus ended the biped and her friend's dreams of raising pure bred persians.