Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Shocking News!

major payne...."Hey! What's up Doc?"

major payne...."Sitting nice and still like the biped told me. I sure hope I get the tuna fish lollipop."

major payne...."Hey! Nobody told me that they'd do that!"

biped...."Here ya go Major. Creamed tuna (wormer) for ya."

Doc....Would you like to know what sex the Major is?"

biped...."He's a boy!..."

Doc...."No....He's a she."

Grandma...."Well in that case maybe she should have a higher rank!"

ps...."A long, long time ago the biped had a friend who wanted to start a cat breeding business. She just loved persians and thats all she could talk about. The biped saved and saved and bought her friend a little smushed face apricot colored girl kitten for Christmas. After much discussion the kitten was named Peaches. About four months later, about 1 a.m. the biped's phone rings. It's her friend and the friend says."

"Peaches is the pits!"

biped..."Huh? What are you talking about?"

friend..."Peaches is the pits. She has a thingy! She's a he!"

And thus ended the biped and her friend's dreams of raising pure bred persians.


Furkidsmom said...

MOL Mom had a kitty named Fifi once (yeah...we know it's a lame name). Fifi turned out to be Slugger!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Hannah and Lucy said...

LOL - the same thing happened to our Mum she had a kitten and called her Prudence but when she visited the vet the name was changed to William!

Kea said...

LOL! Payne, you're a girl, huh? Does that entail a name change?

Lots of kitty kisses to you for making it through the ordeal at the v-e-t!

Brian said...

Well, you still just a cute as ever!!!

TK and Squashies said...

Perhaps she should be called "General Payne"!
She is a very purrty girl!

Kat's Kats said...

Once upon a time, my red-headed step-child(who has since let her hair go back to it's natural blondish), adopted a little girl kitten who looks exactly like Major. In fact, that 'kitten', now three year old just jumped onto the bed. Now she named this precious bundle Vicious Miette Pumpkin Thunderblaster Knives Pterodactyl (she was a Freshman in college at the time).

Not long after, we discovered that sweet little Miette was not a girl. This poor kitten went through a variety of names... Miette aka the Kitten aka Trouble aka Oberon aka the Kitten with the Identity Crisis. The red-headed step-child left home. She took the cat who had been her childhood cat (he was autistic but I had tamed him) and in the way of children everywhere, left the kitten (now about a year and a half old). He is now known as Mister Kitten aka Flop Cat. He'll be four on Harry Potter's birthday, weighs 15.5#, and is currently flopped across my legs.

Anonymous said...

Another beautiful girl added to the CB. We think she should be called Lady Payne!

Daisy said...

Aha! A Majorette!

Angel and Kirby said...

He is a she! Well, that is a surprise! I am never good at telling the difference in kittens, either!

Katnip Lounge said...

LOL! The kitten sex-change fairy strikes again!
Hello, Miss Majorette!

Anonymous said...

It's a girl! Congratulations!

Lin said...

Oh, what those vets put you through!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Humans are so weird, never being able to tell the difference between girl and boy kitties! We can certainly tell the different between girl and boy humans.