smudge...."Look at that thing. We need to send it off to New Zealand to stay at Misha's house."
annie...."It definetely needs some lessons on being a cat.
grandma...."Now kids, be nice to your new sisfur. I'm beginning to think she's handicaped."
smudge...."What do you mean grandma?
grandma...."Well, think of it. Have you ever seen it walk?"
smudge...."Nope, not me."
smudge...."Maybe it's another one of those life like stuffed animals."
smudge...."Well she's taken it back to the sewing room, but tomorrow I'm going to demand that she puts it on the floor to see if it can move or not."