biped...."About three weeks ago my friend Audrey was over helping me sew 50 pillowcases for a local nursing home. She was in sitting at the kitchen table facing the window that faces our backyard and she started screaming, jumping up and down."
audrey,,,,"Turkey, Turkey Turkey!!!"
biped....."But Audrey, I've been telling you for months that we had turkeys in the back yard."
audrey...."But you didn't say that they dropped in for afternoon coffee!"
ps...They really don't come for coffee., just for corn and bird seed that I scatter outside the kitchen window.