heesh...."It's gardening day, I wonder what the biped is up to.?"
smudge...."What's a jiffy pot?"
annie...."I know! I know! It's the snack that the biped puts in the micro wave."
heesh...."That's Jiffy Pop, these things are Jiffy Pots."
smudge...."I know what they are! I saw them made on the Dirty Jobs tv show."
smudge...."They're made from cow poo and you grow plants in them."
annie...."Oh NOES! She's growing Coke in them. We're all going to end up in jail."
Princess...(aka dumb)"Do you think we should tell them that the coke bottles are being used as little mini hot houses?"
Angel....(dumber) "You mean she's not growing coke?"
Princess (rolls her eyes)....."You might want to check out the seed packages next to the Jiffy Pots."