Quess What!

grandma...."OMG!"

biped...."What's wrong M..?!"

biped...."Majooor.....

Major....."The dogs did it?"



biped...."I don't think so, unless they were sleep walking."



major...."Would you believe I was making you waffles? No?, I know, Chris Brown came to visit us."

biped..."Not really, but I quess I'm going to have to get those child proof locks to keep you out of the cabinets."

They're Baaaack!

smudge...."I want what the major's staring at.?"



ollie....."That would be a juicy robin. They came back to the Ozarks this weekend."

Dog Chases Cat

ollie...."Thanks to Geico, we now have undisputable proof!"




ollie...."And did you notice that the cat is the better driver?!"

Pretty in Green

Preparing for St Paddy's day..

major....."Hey biped! Are you already hitt'ng the bottle? You cutz off my ears wif dat shot."



major...."Dat's not much of an improvement. I only have one ear in that one. And what a lame St Paddy's day costume."



major...."You better charge the batteries cuz I'm not going to be seen in this poor excuse of a costume. Plus how am I supposed to be an Irish cat when you forgot to buy the corned beef and cabbage??!:



biped...."Guess I'll have to hit the dollar store tomorrow."

major...."That's going to be some corned beef if she gets it from da dollar store."

smudge...."Quit gripping or the cheapskate will dye the halloween pumpkin green and tell you that you're a cabbage."

biped...."Dang, I should of thought of that.

Chicken Thief

major...."Hey look! Someone just left a plate of yummy chicken on the table."



major...."The biped did a good job, tender, juicy, not over salted."



biped...."Bad Kitty. You know you're not supposed to eat off da table. Do you understand?!"



major...."Of course biped....it will never happen again."



major...."Is it time for desert yet?"

Happy Birthday Grandma!

smudge...."It's Grandma's birthday."

ollie...."How old is Grandma?"

smudge...."She's 17. Wow, that's not so old."

annie. "Hey, We should sing her a song. All together now!"

"yowl, screech, woof, woof, mrrrroooar"



annie...."OOOH, that sounded pretty bad. Quess we shouldn't of had those niptinis before singing."