Design Dudes is almost over...

biped...."Are you as disappointed as Smudge is?" "We thinks dat dey should of kept Lonnie and got rid of Antonio." "What do you think?"

Kiss da Floof Mr. Nocats

Hamtini Hangover

annie...."He hasn't moved in three days."
heesh...."Kinda like da biped."
annie...."Maybe he hit his head when he fell off da Weinermobile."
heesh...."I think it's more like he's had one or two too many hamtini's."


smudge...."moan, My reputation of a mountain cat is ruined. Moan.."

Daisy Visits da Ozarks

******* A week ago****
heesh...."Did you see what Ollie did?"
annie...."You mean, him hogging da blog for over a week now?"
heesh...."No, him's stold da biped's plastic card and has sent for Daisy to live wif us."
annie...."I hope she brings Harley wif her, he's really cute."



*******Thursday AfterNoon****

ollie...."Oh boy, my box is here!"
heesh...."Why is da biped's name on it?"
ollie...."It's my box. I can hear Daisy calling."

heesh...."I don't hear nuttin."
annie...."Can you hear blood pressure rising, cuz I bet da biped's going to be upset."

ollie....."Purrrrrzz"


heesh....."He sure is happy."
ollie...."Hey look guys, Daisy sent me a luv note."
annie...."Dat note's not from Daisy. It's from Endless Whimsy."
ollie...."Tis from Daisy, youz just jealous cuz she likes me."

Design Star Tip!

heesh...
"NOOOOO!"
biped....."I know it was quite upsetting. What was the most upsetting thing about this week's show? I mean besides the %$4,900 ish on plants. $4,900ish on a mini play house/swing set for a 3 year old, $10,600ish for a gazebo (that really wasn't a gazebo), and another $5,000 + on lawn furniture and BBQ.

For me, it was the $2,000ish that they spent on BAMBOO plants. What were they thinking! What was Vern thinking when he said that it was a great idea. About 18 months from now, those people's neighbors are going to sue them because that bamboo has escaped and is now eating the corner off their house. It will cost the home owners another $30,000.00 to settle all the lawsuits and to remove the stuff."

biped...."Oh and for da Design star tip, I suggest dat none of dem give up their day job."

Wii Cat of da Ozarks

ollie...."Finally I gots da paddle all to myself!"
ollie...."I is going to be da CHAMPION! I is going to be just as famous as dat Forest Gump guy."
annie...."Oh goody, maybe you should start jogging so we can get sum rest."

ollie...."Don't mind that annie, she's just jealous cuz she can't win at ping pong like I did."


ollie...."Just wait till I'm famous and they deliver da chocolates and catnip bouquet. She's going to regret making fun of da biped and me."

Update in da Ozarks...

annie...."Yee God he looks bad! Bigify the pic to see his blood shot eyes."
smudge..."They didn't come to bed till after daylight."
annie...."He looks like he combed his furs wif an egg beater."


ollie..."Shush you guys, you're going to wake her up and she'll want her turn."
annie...."I don't see why they think dat's fun. Dey could be watching tv or blogging."