Before & After in da Ozarks

Before

ollie...."Nuttin but beans and rice. sigh, what's a kitty to do?"



After
biped....."Nuttin but beans and rice. What's a biped to do?"


biped...."It's thankful thursday and we just wanted to thank all da kitties and beans who leave such lovely comments on our bloggie. Because you're sooo nice we want you to help yourself to sum temptashuns before you move on to da next bloggie."

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday Tosies

annie...."Da biped isn't going to write much tonight. It's almost 2:00 am and she needs to get to bed because she's going to da BIG city tomorrow to buy us STINKY goodness and more TEMPTASHUNS! And she's going to finish off shopping for her Christmas in July friend!


annie...."Oh good, one look at my droopy eyelids and she's yawning."

I have the Cutest ManCat!

heesh....."Da biped has developed a little Catitude! Grandma says that its not nice to brag about yourself."

biped...."Well maybe I could change the title to..."Don't you think I'm cute?"

heesh...."Grandma says that fishing for compliments is uncouth."

biped...."That may be true, but Grandma also said that we should only have one cat. Who needs a suitcase?"

giggles..."Well it's a good thing dat I'm da cutest."

OMC! Extreme Makeover...

giggles.....OMC! Da biped is dancing all over da house (very scary thing)! She just found out dat her favorite (one of 10 of her favorite) TV show is going to be in our neck of da woods (dats how dey talk around here) and they need volenteers. She's signed up for da nite shift and has to wait till July 10th (or later) to find out if she's been picked."



giggles...."I only hope dat dey don't pick her to install da flooring cuz doz poor peoples will never get to move in."

Da runnaway Quilting biped

ollie....."Yes, I am pissed. Can you tell? Da biped has run off again leaving us here wif uncombed floof. It's obvious that she didn't read the Catster newsletter where it said us floofers require 15 to 30 minutes a day to have our hair combed."


ollie..."Biped, that's 15 minutes each! Not 15 minutes for all eight of us. Do you know what da biped tries to do? She tries to talk grandma into combing us. Grandma is smart though. Every morning da biped says "Be sure to comb one of da kids! , and den dat night she asks grandma "Did you comb Heesh? , Sheesh?....etc and Grandma says, "No, was I supposed to?"

ollie...."You want to see where da biped runs off to?"


ollie..."It's a little barn. Its about 30 feet from da house and it is painted apricot inside. Not a single one of us kitties get to go there. It has a fancy air conditioner, a lot of bright lights and tons of fabric."



ollie...."And she makes deese things. Dey're called quilts. Dis one isn't finished yet but dat doesn't matter cuz she's found a NEW fabric store and has bought more fabric. The new store has lots of kitty and doggie fabric."


biped....."Hey Ollie, look at dis neat fabric that was designed by a Lady who is now an Angel!"

biped...."And look at this one. It has pink poodles. Sum of dem are raindeer poodles."



ollie to heesh....."Should we tell her dat there's no such thing as a pink raindeer poodle?"
heesh....."Not if you ever want to see a bag of Temptashuns anytime this month."

An Ozark Puzzle

annie...."Why don't we have puzzles on our blog like Daisy does?"
heesh...."Because we're country cats and spend our time napping instead of thinkung."
annie...."We wouldn't have to think much for this puzzle."
heesh...."ok, what's da puzzle?"
Annie... "What did Grandma and da biped have for dinner last night?"