Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Things that go thump


grandma......"What was that?"

biped........"Just the kids having fun in the bathroom."

grandma....."I don't know how you sleep with that racket going on."

biped....."they're good.  They sleep when I do."

Grandma....."I think you'd better check."

biped......"I tell you it's nothing.  Just the kids having a little fun."

Grandma......"Oh my"

Major...."Boy there sure was a lot of junk on that old shelf."

Major....."I think it's best I just slink on out of here before the biped sees the big ole scratch.

 biped...   "Major has been living in the bathroom and on the front porch (enclosed) since WWIII struck in Feb.  Major is the happiest that she's ever been.  She's only had one accident since the move.  She actually thinks that she's moved away from that terrible Anniecat and is living in some exotic motel.  She has a steady stream of guests and even has guest quarters (drawers) in case someone decides that they want to spend the night.  Only once has a quest gotten stuck in a drawer and that turned out to be really fun watching the biped trying to unstick Joplin.  It was just like a game of wop-a-mole except it was with cats. (hint...if a cat goes in the bottom drawer it can then push the middle drawer out and sit up right.  It seems that it can't remember how to scrunch down to come back out of the drawer so it just sits there pushing the middle drawer in and out.  the biped has to intervene and remove the center drawer and or the bottom drawer to free the cat thus ruining all the fun of wop-a-cat.


Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Great job, Major! I am impressed!

Ozark Mountain Cats said...

You should see the shower curtain. It has at least 50 quarter sized holes. Major is a purrvert because she sits there watching the biped take her shower. Half the time she crawls in the tub and sits on the back ledge in the mist.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Somebody was having a great time!

Angel and Kirby said...

You did a good jog, Major!

Karen Jo said...

That was fantastic, Major! I like to push things over, too, but I have never managed anything that impressive.


Random Felines said...

PARTY!!!! MOL Mom had to rescue a shelter cat named Dolly last night from the drawers....she went in the bottom one, shoved the middle one out, sat up and was promptly stuck. Mom knew she was around somewhere but didn't figure it out until she saw the drawer pop out like magic. :)