Joplin...."Oh noes, we're not talking about me. I'm just trying to snooze in dis basket. Da real basket case is sitting at her sewing machine making a Christmas decoration. She's going to teach a class Thursday morning on 10 minute quilt blocks."
Joplin...."I'm really happy that I'm still over here in the cabin cuz it's not going to be pretty when she has to get up at 8 am.
Joplin...."I hope she doesn't bite anyone in her class."