heesh....."You've seen pictures of our five wild turkeys that visit us every day. Well when the bitterly cold storm hit our turkeys showed compassion and invited some friends over for dinner."
heesh....."This guy here must of been the maitre'd or perhaps a security guard because he stood out there just staring into the woods. Over his right shoulder about twenty feet from the "party" another turkey stood watch."
heesh..."A quick count came up with thirteen "quests" and two guards (waiters). Or perhaps it was a husband and wife combo. I can imagine the Tom turkey saying "Hazel, don't go near that trailer in the woods. They'll have us in the oven in a heart beat."
ollie...."If dat's what Tom said I can only imagine what Hazel said to him on their way home."
Heesh...."After all the turkey quests left then all the birds flocked in. The turkeys are so kind as to dig around in the snow till they've raked all the corn and bird seed to the top."