ck....."Can you quess what my name is this week? The biped thingie keeps changing it. First it was Pound Kitty, then it was Buttons and now it's "ck" (shortened version). I was busy all week getting shots, and a pill to get rid of any yuckies on da inside and then squirted wif some stinky stuff to kill any yuckies on da outside. Den I had to have my stiches out. Da biped doesn't like how my tummy looks so we may have to go back to da vet."
ck...."Oh and I've learned how to do quite a few new things. I can now wipe my face and make smudges all over da biped's glasses. I have learned to lay in da biped's lap while she sews. I have to hold real still cuz da biped doesn't want any furs falling off onto her quilts (snicker)."