Since I only got one offer for lodging from my previous message I am submitting a second, more desperate one. For pity sake, take a really close look at my little nose. Dat's ice you see. Also just in case you read some of the negative squirrel comments on Fin's blog, I here by take the following oath.
I, Ozark Mountain Squirrel, herebye swear that I am NOT the squirrel who made a nest in the engine compartment of the biped's car. Nor contrary to rumors, I am not the same squirrel who ate the electrical wires off said biped's car thus rendering it nearly undriveable. I promise to be a great roommate, and will not eat any of your stinky goodness if you would be so kind as to invite me to share your warm abode.
Signed,
the frigid OMS
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10 comments:
Sorry, squirrel...we're not buying it...hehehe!
We can't help you either Squirrel - what with living on another continent and strict Aussie quarantine regulations...we'd be happy to send over some of our too-warm weather (over 40 degree celsius) though,
Purrs
Gypsy & Tasha
Sorry, we don't think you are 100% truthful about the car and the wires!
Kaz,
Perhaps we could make a deal. The Annie Cat was named by a famous (or was it infamous) kiwi boat captain. He fishes not too far from you. I'm sure if Annie contacted Captain Tree that he'd drop a huge load of fishies in your back yard (Besides da big boat he has helicopters too).
I'm sure the guberment wouldn't mind one cute little squirrel.
Oh come right over tasty er we mean cute little squirrel. We surely can find somewhere for you to stay, and we can fatten you, oops mean get to know you better.
Hehe word verification was quirrel. We took a screenshot of it. We think we will start taking screenshots of any funny WV we get and do a post of them sometime. Wonder what this one will be.
Okay, you can come on over. Our Mama said that what's one more when we already have dozens!
Yeah you can come and roast in my back garden. It is freaking hot here, as my fellow aussie cats Gypsy and Tasha have testified, and you might wish you had never left. My SS loves squirrels and misses them - they used to wander right into her sitting room when she was living in the UK.
Maybe your name is sneeky squirrel! We gots several or them a out house now and they wants to live in the attic. Mom dosn't want them to!
You can come visit me in south Florida. But you cannot live here forever. So pack light!
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