
annie....."Hey you'all look at da Jolly Green Giant!"
angel-dog....."Who?"
annie....."Da Jolly Green Giant, da Biped."
angel-dog....."What is she doing out there?

annie...."She mowing the yard."
Angel-dog...."It's awful hot. Look at how red her face is."
smudge..."Why is she running back and forth?"
annie...."Because she only has about a half hour to mow da lawn before her battery runs out of power."

annie...."Hey biped! You missed a weed over there."
smudge..."Missed a weed? Da whole lawn is weeds."
annie..."We live in Missouri. If it's green and in your front yard it's lawn. If it's outside the yard it's hay."
angel-dog...."Btw, its Thankful thursday. What are we thankful for?"
annie....."Dumb dog. We're thankful dat cats don't have to mow lawns."